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Two sheep talking at dusk. One says to the other, phew, it's been a long time since I've had sex as good as that. I feel totally drained. She has two red spots on her neck and the ram behind her is pale, with black wool, long teeth and a widow's peak....
 

This is #219, first published 27 Oct 2018


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The second of this year's Halloween jokes. (Told you they wouldn't get any better.)

I'm not going to lie, vampires are my favourite monsters. Of course a vampire bite is a euphemism for sex. Of course it is.


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Yvonne: Phew, it's been a long time since I've had sex as good as that. I feel totally drained.
Graham has fangs, red eyes widow's peak etc

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